Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg, (the one with the “beautiful penis”) got hitched this summer and they couldn’t be happier, as we learned from some very deep insight McCarthy just gave.

A Watch What Happens Live! caller asked how her sex life had changed prompting her to gush:

“Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. It is . . . It is . . . First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life.”

Prompting Wahlberg (and the unknown woman next to him?) to flash her a huge smile and thumbs up.

McCarthy went on:

"Sometimes they’re deformed-looking and sometimes they’re a different color that you’re not used to. Some are like, purple, some are pink. The size is perfect — like, I can’t get too descriptive, you know what I mean?” (Too late.) “Like, it fits my vagina perfectly, it hits the spots right. But the thing about this, let me answer the question because I know the girls want to know this, he makes love to a woman.”
And now you’ll never be able to watch the Wahlburgers ever again.

[via Uproxx]