We're not talking about Paris Hilton's latest DJ-set, though that's a thing, apparently. What we do have is a list of the underground or under-visited locales to check out the next time you visit Paris (you know, because you go there all the time). Instead of joining a tour group to see the parent-approved sites of the City of Love, head to the hottest street wear shops, most fascinating graffiti art spots, and go clubbing where the beautiful Parisians hang, not the tourists.
To get your sneaker fix while in Paris, you have to head to Size?, a frequent French collaborator with the world's biggest brands. For partying like you're in Twin Peaks, look no further than Silencio, David Lynch's members-only nightclub modeled after Club Silencio from Mulholland Drive. At midnight, those without an invite can join the elite weirdos who pack this place. For a unique art experience, Paris travelers should defer to Paris Tower Block, the French answer to New York's 5 Pointz.