Adult film star Kayden Kross is not normally one to be making news for keeping her clothes on, but yesterday she injected herself into the latest controversy du jour, catcalling.
Kross took to the streets of LA and began catcalling men, spitting out legendary lines like “I’d walk you down the aisle,” “can I see those abs?”, and “Wanna start a family together?” Because all women care about are marriage and abs, right?
The other problem is that there is infinitely less menace in a beautiful women telling a random man she wants to marry him, than there is with a strange man silently following a woman down the sidewalk. They don’t really compare.
You have to say, though, that even if the comparison isn’t quite right, “can I sign for that package?” is a pretty hilarious line.