A former Arizona UPS worker whose priorities are all fucked up was arrested for stealing a diamond worth over six figures, then swapping it for $20 worth of marijuana.
ABC 15 reports that 20-year-old Walter Morrison was unloading a cargo plane at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix when he stashed a package in his shirt. He originally assumed it contained money, but he was wrong. Apparently unaware that diamonds are forever and expensive, he traded the $160,000 jewel for a $20 bag of weed. Imagine how stupid he felt when he was arrested.
A UPS spokesperson said the diamond was eventually given to its intended recipient. Meanwhile, Morrison was fired and charged with theft.
[via ABC 15]
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