OMFG, forget all this iPhone 6 nonsense—Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons is here. The trailer for the E! reality show dropped today and there is so much amazing happening in it that we decided we'd just list it all out:
0:07 - Lord Disick hangs a Lord Disick flag bigger than the American flag on their estate
0:18 - Kim Kardashian slams a cupcake in Kris Jenner's face
0:20 - Kris Jenner maybe has sex with the Hamptons personal chef (who is 18 at most) while wearing a sailor hat
0:27 - Khloe makes out with French Montana in Africa
0:29 - French Montana sees a giraffe for the first time
0:30 - Khloe and French have breakfast while wearing matching robes
0:42 - Kendall Jenner, watching Kourtney's sonogram, asks, "Is that Kourtney's heart or the baby's heart?"
0:55 - JONATHAN CHEBAN'S FACE
1:14 - Lord Disick drinks beer from the biggest glass known to man
1:33 - Lord Disick loses his motor skills
1:41 - HOSPITALS HOSPITALS REHAB PILLS HOSPITALS
That was only like two minutes, guys. Just wait until this show actually airs in November.
