The night may be dark and full of terrors, but that doesn’t scare Jimmy Morgan Jr.

That’s because Morgan keeps a spear next to his bed, where the devout Christian and avid Game of Thrones fan was sleeping around midnight on Wednesday when a drunk man decided to break into Morgan's trailer. And here’s where things took a hilarious turn.

Morgan grabbed his trusty spear and stabbed at the clearly-shocked burglar, causing him to start bleeding all over the place. As Morgan so eloquently put it, “he splattered here, he splattered there. He splattered all over there. It was like a deer.”

How very appropriate, too, that Morgan chose to wear his Night’s Watch shirt for this interview. Jon Snow would be proud of these sword skills.

The lesson here, clearly, is that the best kind of home protection is to keep a spear on hand that is, in Morgan's words, “very quick, very agile, and very deadly.”

[via Gawker]