While the vast majority of us were blissfully unaware the TV Choice Awards were even happening, or were happily watching England win some football, Danny Dyer went, in his words (probably), off 'is nut.

When the EastEnders star went up to receive his award for Best Soap Actor from David Mitchell, Dyer seemed confused and starting asking the comedian "Is that mine? Is that mine?" to which Mitchell confusedly replied that he couldn't hear and got the Dyer retort "David Mitchell is that mine—without your fucking script—is that mine?"

Then again, David Mitchell would have been rubbish as a football hooligan.