10 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

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Tweet too real.

Rudeness on swole.

I'd say something to apologize for making Kim Kardashian frown with this post, but when is she ever smiling anymore?

God bless America.

If you know what TV One is and why Black folks have a spoonful of black eyed peas on New Year's Day, you probably get this reference. You might also soon find yourself singing "Charlene" and "Cornbread, Fish and Collard Greens," too. If this is you, your Black is beautiful.

If this ain't it, I don't know what is.

Stacey Dash looked like she drank from the fountain of youth up until the very moment she started using her fingers to play the role of cheerleader for Mitt Romney and Xena, War Princess in defending racist practices from the right-wing side of political ideology. She may not have been rewarded by way of a position on FOX News, but her face is paying the cost to be the boss. Oh well.

You don't even have to do a light-skinned squint to see this shit.

Ashanti once half-sang "dreams are real all you have to do is just believe." And considering several years later people are still booking her to perform and ass scoot off of stages, who am I to shut down anyone's quest for happiness? Good luck, girl.

I don't believe in "hood passes," but I will extend Black Twitter privileges to white folks who keep it real enough. If you are white and dance like Britney Spears, pre-bad knee and antidepressants (allegedly) years, as opposed to Taylor Swift, you're fine by me to the the glorified nouveau Mary J. Blige and Diddy bop. That said, you didn't build that, white folks. Don't try to take another thing from us.

Believe it or not, this was said in the context of how sad it is to hear that Amber and Wiz have broken up.

Apparently, some white people feel ABC's new series Blackish is racist because of the title. You know, only people who have never had to contend with racism would think some dumb shit like that. So, for those out there "boycotting" the show, many of us are going to watch just in spite of you. That's what makes it funny 'cause y'all still gon' be mad.

If Hannibal Lecter were an urban adult contemporary artist — aka a Black singer whose audience is primarily my mama and 'em — he would sound like Kem. I totally hear it.

Old people are cute.

Insert howling laughter here. Shout out to his grandma, though. I doubt she even wanted her name injected into this.

And there you have it.

Well, considering the volume inside of Jennifer Hudson, it most certainly could work. No shade, though, Jennifer Hudson. Your album is cool to me. It's like your older gay uncle will gag music. I totally get it.

I'm not entirely sure what this means, but it's funny. Disclaimer: Don't come for me, Navy. I don't want to die.

I dare you to know that he doesn't look like he's about to hit the original Shmoney while singing about reminiscing about the love that he had. I dare you.

I am usually not incline to include myself in this list since I'm curating it and shit, but, damn, white people have go to chill with these "Basic" lists. Basic is so 2008 or 2009. Who can remember the year, really, but the point is, it's old. I am already cringing at the future "So What Makes You a THOT" lists that await our timelines.