10 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

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I'll just say this is sweet and promotes positive body image. Yeah, that's all I got to say about this. Let's move on.

I use the phrase "y'all ain't shit" at least once a week in these write ups. Consider this tweet the latest honoree. Y'all ain't shit. I laughed, but yeah, y'all still ain't shit.

She told y'all. Since we're on celebrity nudes, though, here's the thing: stop invading people's privacy. Also, stop being so judgmental, especially if your genitals have been sent via text and could be potentially exposed for ridicule in a group text message.

So I'm not supposed to be advocating violence, right? That said, if you're going to criticize someone else for jumping in — as Ariane did on part two of the "Love & Hip Hop Atlanta" reunion — you gotta be down to Chun Li somebody if they pounce on your girlfriend. But, since Joseline looks like she can bench press Rick Ross, I get you a lil' bit, Ariane. Still.

Real. I mean, I like God or whatever, but as far as I know, God ain't ever dropped no bars. Thunder and lightning are alright, but, when the Big G gonna drop a hot 16?

When word got out of a USC study on the tweeting habits of Black Twitter and its larger ramifications, the jokes immediately followed. I laughed at much of it, but I'm not totally bothered by the study in theory. Don't get vexed without details, people. Wait, why am I even bothering? Continue.

One of the best things I've ever read. Happy Birthday, King Bey!

I shouldn't be laughing at anyone's pain, but this is hilariously fucked up. I hope she blocked his number immediately after getting that text. And dudes, c'mon!

Insert uncomfortable laughter here. Then insert regular laughter. Okay, back to uncomfortable laughter. Carry on.

You've got to be super black to get this, but if you are, you're chuckling... and maybe forwarding this to your single pops? Don't know. Don't want to.