Loose teeth, ass eating, and horrible ass articles about ass all found their way onto various timelines this week. As did Lil' Kim's long delayed mixtape, Nicki Minaj's possible lopsided butt cheek, and umm... color. Yeah, color.
Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.