Start figuring out your stripper name, but just remember, Big Dick Richie is already taken (says IMDB).
Channing Tatum('s social media person?) posted to his Facebook page today to announce a contest to win a part in Magic Mike XXL.
Matthew McConaughey isn't returning for the sequel to the 2012 comedy about a male stripper with big dreams of making custom furniture in sunny Tampa (seriously, that was the plot) and his banana-hammocked crew of dancers, but Tatum will be back in the title role.
It must be said that the movie, which also starred Olivia Munn as a threesome-loving grad student, was actually pretty funny.
If you want to appear in the sequel, you just have to explain why you're a Magic Mike fan, and probably be lucky.
Here's Tatum with the rules: