Poor Sean Bean. When you die onscreen as much as he does, it’s kind of hard to turn it off.

In a sketch promoting his upcoming show Legends, the frequently-deceased actor suggests numerous ways for him to die despite the fact that he is the star of the show. Who knew that reading emails could be so dangerous?

Bean also deserves some praise for the serious, existential question he poses to the director, saying “we’re all dying, aren’t we? Every moment of our lives?” As for the fake choke, though, that needs some work.

The lesson, as always: Sean Bean’s world is dark and full of terrors.

[via Vulture]