Try not to hit your head on the wall too hard when you read this: Paris Hilton is being paid $347,000-an-hour to "DJ" at a club in Ibiza. 

Again, while you try to decide whether to make a partial payment on your cell phone bill this month and nurse that same $7 beer for an hour, Paris Hilton made close to $3 million for four nights of "work," according to The Sun

The Arizona Republic wrote: 

Paris Hilton scooped $2.7 million for four nights work as part of her new two-month DJ tour.

"The heiress kicked off her run of 13 gigs with a set at Ibiza’s Amnesia club, where she has a residency, on Wednesday night, but she was blasted for earning her huge $347,000-an-hour pay packet for simply ”pressing play” as other workers reportedly did a lot of the technical work.

An Ibiza source told The Sun newspaper: ”She’s making $2.7million from the four nights – $347,000 an hour.

"The crowds do seem to enjoy it but most are too off their faces to care that she’s simply pressed play on a Beyoncé megamix.”

Paris herself seems to have confirmed the payday by re-tweeting this tweet from her confirmed account: 

[Via Uproxx]