A man was arrested in Seattle earlier this week for opening fire on a couple who disturbed the fellatio he was in the process of receiving.
The Smoking Gun reports that the couple stumbled upon 64-year-old Paul Hunter mid-blow job around 2 a.m. Tuesday morning. Startled, the woman left, leaving Hunter unsatisfied and infuriated. The couple told police that he began to walk away, then turned around and began shooting at them while yelling "I'm going to kill you."
The frightened couple called police, who located Hunter, "highly intoxicated" with the gun still tucked into his pants. He was ultimately charged with assault, and no one was injured in the shooting.
[via The Smoking Gun]
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