Is it too late for five-year-old Noah Ritter to take over as the host of The Late Show when David Letterman leaves?
OK, Stephen Colbert is a worthy consolation prize, but little Noah Ritter—and his love of the word “apparently”—are an ideal backup plan. Despite repeatedly insisting that he had never been on live television before, Ritter displayed the composure of an old pro during this interview at Pennsylvania's Wayne County Fair. Through the majesty of his words, little Noah showed the world that he is so many things: roller coaster critic, fashion icon, and a man unafraid to conquer his fears while taking on the super slide.
As if all that weren't enough, he’s from three different towns. We’re only from one! This obviously means that little Noah is three times as awesome as we are. Honestly, we’re totally cool with that.
[via Gawker]
