Ladies, what sounds better after sex? You could watch Ryan Gosling cry, or, as we've just learned, have James Franco make you breakfast and clean the kitchen. This is according to Page Six, which attributes this bedroom reconnaissance to an unnamed "wistful Russian model" hanging out at a New York night club Franco was supposed to show up to but didn't (hence the "wistful" part).  

So, you know, take it with a grain of cocaine salt. But if Franco really does make breakfast and clean the kitchen after sex, that's got to help make up for his noted creepiness on social media, right? 

 

[via Page Six]