Motherhood is hard. Everyone’s parenting styles are different, and there isn’t always one correct way to do it. But we’re pretty sure this is not it.

Last night on Chelsea Lately, Fergie confessed that she, for some absurdly bizarre reason, enjoys French kissing her 11 month old son Axl. Because, you know, some moms really love their kids.

“I kissed Axl and Josh [Duhamel, her husband] at home—both French,” she said. “My son likes to French kiss me a lot. It’s so delicious! He goes in for the kill, but I’ll have to cut that off at a certain age, or else it’ll be weird, a little bit Oedipus.”

The fact that she just used “so delicious” like that means there is a 0 percent chance anyone will ever be able to watch or listen to this again:

[via Page Six]