10 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

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On Thursday, President Obama delivered remarks on the ongoing crisis in Iraq. Despite being a politico, I don't quite remember what was said. Something-something no strategy on ISIS, blah, blah... Yo! Look at POTUS looking like he's heading to sunrise service and greeting the members of the deacon board. Yes, #beigeghazi happened and it was distracting as hell. Oh, by the way, media folks who don't know many of the Blacks: Obama was not taking cues from Ronald Reagan. That is classic old Black man church attire.

Speaking of church, get into this good Christian shade right here. While I wish Joan Rivers well, considering the way she's talked about Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston post-death, she's fair game. And really, that crazy old broad would want it this way.

I'm going to dedicate this tweet to Mariah Carey. Be strong, Mimi. There are plenty of corny, younger Black men you can mold into your personal Ken Doll.

Earlier in the week, BET tried absolute shit by writing a "joke" about Blue Ivy Carter's hair for its guest host Karreuche Tran to read. The network has since apologized for the mistake, though not many people expect to see Beyoncé at a BET-related event anytime soon. Oh well. Their bad.

Y'all wild.

For those unaware, singer Chanté Moore's biggest hit is "Chanté's Got A Man," one of the rudest songs in R&B history. This song kicks off with, "I'm sorry that, your man ain't home." The video features Chanté' basically sitting her girlfriends (including a member of En Vogue) down in a circle and shading the shit out of them for being single — to their delight. But as this same poster reminded us in a separate tweet, "Bitch. You are not sorry." She's not. Black folks will never let her forget this, especially now that Chanté is on TV One's "R&B Divas: LA" — being rude as hell.

It took Hillary Clinton 19 days to issue a statement of Ferguson. Given, it won't be long now before she's stopping by various Black churches, trying to catch the same beat of their gospel choir and band while trying to round up Black folks' votes, CP is not acceptable in this instance. Nope, HRC, you've got to do better. Word to that Black girl.

She told her.

If solos were based on original nose sizes, who would be the Beyoncé of the tour: La Toya or Jermaine?