Awesome Movie Stunts No One Should Ever Try, in GIFs

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Why you should never try it: No one ever actually eluded helicopter bullets via metal swing.

Why you should never try it: Ultimate Frisbee is meant to be a peace-loving sport.

Why you should never try it: You’re messing with a lot of people’s work day riding your bike through cargo like that.

Why you should never try it: In-ground pools are very expensive.

Why you should never try it: Strangling a man with a belt is disrespectful and could ruin a perfectly good belt.

Why you should never try it: Violates OSHA rules.

Why you should never try it: You should only break glass in case of emergency.

Why you should never try it: Not worth the effort of finding a stagecoach in the 21st century.

Why you should never try it: Tanks are very expensive.

Why you should never try it: The laws of physics.

Why you should never try it: Sometimes you lift the bear, sometimes the bear lifts you.

Why you should never try it: Ice makes going from a solid to a liquid look easier than it really is.

Why you should never try it: You hate it when pedestrians jaywalk, and this is kind of the car version of that.

Why you should never try it: That car is definitely in the truck’s blind spot.

Why you should never try it: You’ll never think of a pun that good so why even try?

Why you should never try it: It may not be obvious, but that motorcycle is actually going the wrong way down the highway.

Why you should never try it: You’re looking at a higher premium after a situation like that.

Why you should never try it: What did that horse ever do to you?

Why you should never try it: You get past those two, you still have hundreds more shitty British fighters to kill. That Claymore gets pretty heavy after a couple dozen Englishmen.

Why you should never try it: It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Why you should never try it: You ought to have a little more respect for the flag than this.

Why you should never try it: Though the old exploding arrow trick is a classic, it is also kind of a cheap shot.