Jennette McCurdy knows what you perverts are doing with her Instagram photos: choking the chicken, jerkin the gherkin, badgering the witness, punching the clown, spending some personal time with Palmela Handerson, and, in the internet's favorite slang, fapping.
Oh, we're talking about masturbation, BTW.
McCurdy, the 22-year-old, now-former Nickelodeon star, posted this photo to her account today with a the caption: "#nofilter #datass #fapfapfap #eww #boysaregross."
And since you're gross (her words!), use your free hand to scroll down and see another photo of her.
McCurdy is best known for starring on Nickelodeon's iCarly and alongside Ariana Grande on Sam & Cat, which was recently canceled after only one season amid rumors of off-screen drama and McCurdy's leaked lingerie photos.