Here's Jason Statham, aka the Transporter, getting ripped to shreds by judges in a diving competition.

He's competing in diving at the 1990 Commonwealth Games, representing England in New Zealand. Watch his exquisite form, his wavy hair, his miraculous dives—and his place in the competition take a dive as well. Statham ended up eighth in the 1-metre springboard, and 11th in the 3-metre.