Blow out a candle for "Desus vs. Mero" turning 25 this week—and for the silver-anniversary party, enjoy two mouths full of slander on political prisoner Omarion, Chris Stokes' finger game, the child molester who got his face broken, rappers in jail, Kevin Gates eating booty, John Legend the savage, Redman's (alleged) BBW putting him on blast, Lil TerRio's fitness plan, and KKK x Supreme.

The schedule, as usual: new video episodes of #desusvsmero every Friday and the uncut audio podcast every Tuesday, available on iTunes and Stitcher.

Catch up on all of the previous #desusvsmero episodes on the "Desus vs. Mero" show homepage. Stay woke!