Date: 5/26/2014
Location: Rochester, N.H.
Crime: Drug possession, criminal contempt
Ratchet Meter: 10

Authorities say that, in her haste to get high, a New Hampshire woman proceeded to shoot up right in front of a Catholic elementary school.

The New York Daily News reports that 28-year-old Terrilynn M. Bodge was seen in front of St. Elizabeth Seton School in Rochester, N.H. on May 26 doing heroin. Bodge reportedly still had the tourniquet wrapped around her arm when police arrived, and they found drug paraphernalia, presumed to be hers, on school property.

The Barrington, N.H. native was arrested and charged with not only drug possession, but criminal contempt as a result of a pending case involving the New Hampshire State Police. Clearly she likes testing the law.