Ratchet News Networkwith The Kid Mero, a.k.a. the Hood Walter Cronkite, recaps the hard-hitting headlines that make Mylie Cyrus look like a mouseketeer.
This month's RNN broadcast includes stories on what happens when you hide a gun in your vagina, why it's not OK to masturbate on public transportation, how a baby is the latest obstacle affecting geopolitical relations between the U.S. and China, and a special report on the state of America's youth.
The word "ratchet" may be played out, but until the Internet agrees upon a more accurate description for these crimes, it will have to do. These stories are sad, imaginative, and they inspire us to have conversations about race, class, and the American dream.
As always, proceed with caution, stay safe, don't try this at home, and send your tips to cityguidetips@complex.com.
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