A Florida man who was betrayed by the barter system and perhaps his own lust was arrested for trying to swap a salad for a blow job from a prostitute who turned out to be an undercover cop.
The Smoking Gun reports that Alonzo Liverman, 29, was arrested early Monday by the Daytona Beach Police Department during a sting that corralled nine other men for similar offenses. Liverman, who didn't have any money, tried to work something out with the undercover officer by offering her his salad.
"You hungry?" he asked, according to police documents. "I got a salad." Bulletproof game, no? Seizing the opportunity, the officer proposed a "blow job for the salad," to which Liverman agreed, sealing his fate.
Liverman pleaded no contest to charges for soliciting a prostitute and was sentenced to two days in jail.
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