Do you love Game of Thrones, learning new languages, and spending your time and money in the most frievlous ways possible?

If you answered yes to those three questions, then HBO has just the thing for you: it’s called Living Language Dothraki: A Conversational Language Course Based on the Hit Original HBO Series Game of Thrones.

Yes, you too can now leanr to speak in the absurd grunts of Khal Drogo as he pours molten gold on unsuspecting people’s heads. You'll be able to command horses, conduct sacrifices, and lead the most blood-soaked weddings this side of the Riverlands. And you don’t even have to eat a horse heart to do it!

If this strikes you as a bit weird and unnecessary, well, you’re probably not the target audience. We say: why bother learning a language that people actually speak when you can walk among the Horse Lords and use your newfound skills at every GoT convention? Dothraki will be this generation’s Klingon!

This vitally important product will be available for purchase on October 7, and you can read the full press release (complete with absurd quotes) here.

[via EW]