We're all adults here and chances are that unless you've rededicated your life to Christ, Allah, Xenu, or some new God I've yet to hear about, you may partake in the trashbox art that is sending nudes. Fine.  It's your phone and you are free to do whatever hoe shit you choose to do with it. That said, there are certain cold truths that we all must accept if you end up going there. So, enjoy these helpful hints and consider this list like grownup Sesame Street. You're welcome.

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.