I couldn't tell if it was between the hooded miniature KKK wizards, somersaulting cocks, or the gracefully airborne testicles that Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 1337 started to lose me.
All of these 'features' have found their way into a hacked version of the NES classic, Super Mario Bros. 3 and have done little to repair the smoking crater where my childhood once resided.
Like most things populated by digitally manufactured genitalia, this comes courtesy of Reddit. Redditor ZaMr0 linked to this hacked emulator of Super Mario Bros. 3 with little needed explanation as to the hack's intent.
Shocked outrage would be a completely welcome and understandable reaction to this. But, upon closer inspection, we realize that if the aim of this was to offend, the creators have fallen far short of accuracy. Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan are the matter and anti-matter of racism, their 'philosophies' can't occupy the same space at the same time.
No matter. This carries all of the offensive invective as a crudely scrawled slur in the men's room of a Greyhound bus station. Funny, but it's far too primitive to be geniunely offensive.
