Address: 527 Valencia St.

This is your classic pseudo dive bar, complete with black velvet paintings of Johnny Cash, a gaucho, and naked women. Drinks are dive bar prices, but the décor is too meticulously constructed to offer the comfort of a dive. The hipsters mostly keep to themselves, although I appreciate the moments when they reveal their inner broness, raising shots to chant something unintelligible until they catch themselves and quickly resume their cool smirks.