Address: 2241 Chestnut St. 
Website: campussf.com

In case you didn't know, The Marina is the capital of douche in San Francisco. Campus is one of the area's prime spots for weak, douchey bros. Perhaps you know this scene: $5 Fireball shots, electro-country on the sound system. Sound familiar? I want to emphasize that this place is actually called Campus, more or less admitting that the patrons never wanted to leave college in the first place. Animal House plays on the TV, further driving the point home. At Campus you will find fat, balding tools who dress and act like college kids. They are no better than the actual college kids who drink at this pathetic bar.