A lot of bragging goes on in this day and age. Not only do you brag in bars and on dates, but also on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Bragging has become as much a part of daily life as brushing your teeth and putting on your pants. You brag about the food you eat, the clothes you wear, and even your ability not to brag while bragging (or as it's been dubbed, the "humblebrag"). There surely are some things worth bragging about. You should let the world know about your greatest achievements. But, there are also many things that you could talk about a little less. I'm here to help you avoid that uncomfortable moment when you swell your chest out and tell the world about the greatness you’ve achieved, only to realize that nobody gives a shit.