10 "Game of Thrones" Sitcom Spinoffs We Would Totally Watch

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Starring: Hodor, Bran, and those other kids whose names you don't know
Network: CBS

You think you have trouble talking to your kids? What if you could only say one word?! In Hodors My Hodor Says, a single surrogate father cares for a group of ragtag kids as they make their way across the countryside. He does his best to keep them out of trouble, but these tykes sure keep him busy. Sometimes all he can do is throw his hands in the air and say, "Hodor."

Starring: Brienne and Podrick
Network: ABC

After the controversial series finale of Give the Knight a Hand, Brienne of Tarth (Gwendoline Christie) is back and better than ever. This time she's calling all the shots, and she's got a goofy squire (Daniel Portman) who has a way with the ladies in tow. Will Brienne whip Podrick into shape, or will her new squire drive her to break some oaths? Find out this season on Assembly ReSquired.

Starring: Sam, Gilly
Network: ABC

John Bradley stars as a warrior whose equally uncomfortable in battle and in love. Sure, he has to worry about White Walkers coming across The Wall, but he also has to worry about breaking down the emotional wall separating him from the love of his life (Hannah Murray). Tune into see if Sam can find the strength to say those three words that matter more than killing a thousand snow zombies.

Starring: Shireen, Ser Davos
Network: CBS

A successful career noblewoman (Kirsten Dunst) narrates her childhood experience tutoring an illiterate knight. In this heartwarming comedy, Shireen (Keery Ingram) teaches Davos Seaworth (Liam Cunningham) how to read while the Onion Knight teaches her a little bit about life.

Starring: Oberyn Martell and Ellaria Sand
Network: Cinemax

Swingers Oberyn Martell (Pedro Pascal) and Ellaria Sand (Indira Varma) try to keep their relationship alive while trying to keep their bed as full as possible on Dorn't Ask Dorn't Tell. There's no telling what wacky hijinx or nubile servants they'll get into this week. If you're into skin, sin, and grins, this is the show for you!

Starring: Cersei
Network: HBO

Think Cougartown meets Californication in this sexy, smart, wine-soaked comedy. Cersei Lannister (Lena Heady) recently lost her husband and her son, and now she's ready to hit the Westeros singles scene. Unfortunately, she's looking for love in all the wrong places (too soon?). No matter how tough or incestuous dating in King's Landing can be, she always knows that she can come home and unwind with a goblet of Cabernet.

Starring: Olenna Tyrell
Network: NBC

If you love Betty White, you'll adore Diana Rigg as the sharp-tongued Olenna Tyrell in Garden Girls. They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but this tough old lady knows more tricks than you know, and she's not afraid to tell you what she thinks of you either. Watch Olenna work her way to the top without ever leaving the garden this Fall on NBC.

Starring: Ser Pounce
Network: Disney Channel

King's Landing's favorite cat is back for more adventures in this Disney Channel original series. You would think a noble feline would have a simple life, but not so for Ser Pounce. Between protecting the virginity of the young Lannister boys and seeking out a kitty companion of his own, some days Ser Pounce works harder than his beloved king.

Starring: Bronn and Jaime
Network: Showtime

He's a low-born sell sword. He's a nobleman. Together, they're Swordsmen. Bronn (Jerome Flynn) and Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) started out as begrudging sparring partners, but have grown into confidants, drinking buddies, and even friends. Watch them fence with each other and lunge for ladies' hearts this Spring on Showtime.

Starring: Arya and The Hound
Network: FOX

What happens when a hardened warrior joins forces with a spunky little girl? Hilarity ensues, that's what. Whether they're eating stew or making evil doers taste cold steel, both members of this wisecracking duo always have to have the last word. Will they make it to the Eyrie before they drive each other crazy? Find out Tuesdays on FOX.