The Internet is tripping over its own dick with all of this "basic bitch" talk. Since the College Humor video dropped, every woman wants to know if she is a "basic bitch" and if there's a cure. There isn't. Sorry. But if it makes you feel any better, being basic is an equal opportunity insult. You don't have to be white to be basic (though it probably helps), and you also don't have to be a woman. Behind every basic bitch there is obviously a basic bro lurking in the shadows ready to ruin our lives with his predictable jokes and hideous board shorts. Here are ten signs to help you identify and avoid him. Stay fly.