Police in South Carolina arrested a man who allegedly left a startling amount of excrement on the floor of a hotel lobby.
The Huffington Post reports that Ronnie Lee Warfield, 31, was arrested early Sunday morning after police were summoned regarding a "large quantity of fecal matter" found in the lobby of the Francis Marion Hotel in Charleston, S.C. Warfield apparently had an I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell moment, pulling down his pants and taking a massive shit in the lobby.
A police officer found Warfield in the bathroom attempting to clean himself in an open stall. He reportedly told the officer that he "didn't mean to do it" and ultimately released himself in such tragic fashion because he "couldn't hold it anymore."
He was charged with indecent exposure and public defecation.
[via The Huffington Post]