Role: guest judge

Sometimes life just isn't fair. The Food Network has the Tina Fey episode of Iron Chef: America locked up tighter than Paula Deen's HR files. As soon as an Internet hero posts the footage, they get slapped with the long arm of copyright law.

Great move, Food Network—you wouldn't want lose out on all those DVD sales.

In case you aren't pained enough by your inability to see Fey get her chef judge on, Flavorwire's Margaret Eby wrote of the episode, "This has to be one of our all-time favorite episodes, if only for Fey's enthusiasm over Paula Deen's desserts." Folks, we have just found the most beautiful sentence in the English language.