Waiting in line is annoying. But imagine doing it for days straight, hours at a time. That's what you come to expect out of the SXSW Film Festival. Unless you're a guest of the filmmaker with your own special ticket, the only way to guarantee yourself a seat at the most anticipated movies is to arrive at the theater hours before the show. 

Naturally, that does something to a person's mental well-being. Here are the strangest things we've overheard waiting in screening lines.

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