Neighborhood: Downtown
Address: 901 E 1st St.
Website: one-eyedgypsy.com 

If you bring a babe to the velvet wonderland that is the One-Eyed Gypsy, she might fall under your spell while tucked in your arms on a cozy little couch. On top of having Skeeball and a Zoltar, the One-Eyed Gypsy has a super cheap happy hour with carnival food combos like corn dogs and beer, pizza and boilermakers, and deep-fried Oreos. It also has sexy theme nights and live performances by burlesque dancers, jazz troupes, Parisienne gypsybilly, and a bimonthly night where you come, get wasted, and draw. If you want to show off your artistic ability and draw her Titanic-style, show her you’ve got what it takes before you get to do the fully-nude model sketch you’ve been pining after.