Super Bowl Sunday is here, meaning not only will the NFL crown Super Bowl XLVlll's champion later, but Americans will collectively consume over a million chicken wings today. That's the real victory. Realizing the magnitude of the moment, Major League Eating created a video exhibiting what they believe is the best way to eat wings. 

This is also appropriate because 2014 apparently marks the 50th anniversary of the buffalo wing, according to the New York Post. The best way to pay homage on the day of the world's biggest sporting event is to eat them the "proper" way, according to someone else. 

Perfect the "typewriter" method today.

[via Gothamist and New York Post]