Potential Twitter Handle: @LarryLOL

Larry David using Twitter is a must. He signed up for an account and tweeted one time (for charity) two years ago, but gave it up after that. He's possibly the funniest human on the planet (if you don't think so, go watch Clear History.) Sure, he may be a little older and may not fully understand what Twitter is. Not to worry, Larry, we will teach you everything you need to know.