This is the Super Mario Kart Ride On Vehicle from Toys R Us and you're too damn big for it.
It'll set you back $200 and is an electric powered Mario Kart for kids that weigh up to 70 lbs, so that means nobody reading this can drive it without breaking the suspension.
The top speed is 2.5 mph and it comes fully equipped with sound effects from the game. This is the greatest Power Wheels that's ever existed, and we'd further like to go on record to state that this kid is probably a spoiled brat.
There, we said it.
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[via Incredible Things]