Ok, so yoga is trendy, has been for some years now, and there seems to be no end in sight. Have you taken full advantage of this yoga renaissance yet? Whether you're after the shorties who're bendy, or you want to show off your upward-facing dog, this Bikram-hot list is much better than the one you may have read in Cosmo or on Cracked.com. It's just what you need to spice up your aura. Let's be careful out there, though. We wouldn't want you to get a chakra infection! Most of these poses are intended for serious yoga practitioners. Novices proceed with extreme caution. All practitioners practice at their own risk. Also, anyone who is a legitimate guru will recognize some severe oversimplification. To anyone who is a legitimate guru, why are you reading this article? Please send all photos of your interactions in these poses to gymnosophistbosch@gmail.com.

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