Last night, a bisexual man with two penises appeared on Reddit AMA to discuss his life as a man with two penises. Anyone still in disbelief (you're totally allowed to be in disbelief) should know that this is a legitimate condition; it's called diphallia and one out of every 5.5 million men suffer from it.
But is the man, who goes by DoubleDickDude on Reddit, really suffering? He has a boyfriend and a girlfriend, so if you consider that he has dick for each relationship, it sounds like he's doing just fine. He also answered a series of questions about, well, life with two dicks:
thederpmeister: How do you break the news to girls you’re hooking up with? Is it a “prepare yourself, mortal” or more of a “ooooooHELLOWTF” type of deal?
He can also urinate with both of his dicks:
sirrix: Serious question – when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.
Perhaps the best—and most graphic—response came (no pun intended) when he described his best sexual experience to date:
NickKevs: If you don’t mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
Perhaps he missed out of a career in porn. Then again, it's not too late, as people with far less unique qualities have capitalized on their 15 seconds and gone on to star in adult films. That, and he shouldn't let the porn name "2 Dickz" go to waste.
[via Uproxx]
