Rockstar Games' Grand Theft Auto V is certainly not for kids. In between doing yoga and watching the sunset on Vespucci beach players murder the equivalent of a small city of civilians and cops every few hours. But now a new video re-imagines the bloody, morally questionable and definitely mature title as a childrens program. Do you know what rhymes with duck?

Postd up to the animation and comedy collective NachoPunch, Grand Theft Auto for Kids video with helping in mind. Asking children to use their judgment on the best weapons to use and how to get around in Blues Clues style. The only thing missing is that rock solid compass of moral and civil stability Trevor, he could really teach kids a thing or two. In related news, don't show this to kids.

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