Douchieness level: Grown men in Ugg boots
Bourdain has never been shy about coming at the necks of whoever he sees fit. But he may have taken things a step too far during his trip to South Africa for his show Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown. In the show Bourdain visits a monument commemorating soldiers who fought for the country. Evidently confused at the statue, Bourdain asks, "Who are these ugly dutch guys?" and like anyone else would if no one replied to that first question he continues, "Who are these assholes?" Bourdain is welcome to explain how fighting oppression and dying for your country equals being an asshole.