Ladies, never hide a meth pipe, crack pipe or anything glass and potentially sharp inside of your vagina. Like, ever

On Monday, 26-year-old Jeana Marie Smart of Horace, N.D. rear-ended a woman in Fargo. When police arrived, she was arrested after they learned of her outstanding warrant for skipping court over a drug charge. After Officer Michael Benton was transported Smart to jail, he noticed blood in the backseat of his police car. He immediately assumed it was menstrual blood, but no, it was so much worse.

Blood dripped from Smart's crotch as she walked into Cass County Jail, and she went as far as she could before admitting to having a pipe inside of her vagina. That pipe had obviously broken, leaving Smart in unimaginable pain. Though jail staff took the broken pipe and syringe out of her vagina, she continued to bleed, so she was taken to a local hospital where additional glass was removed. 

Smart was returned to jail and charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. She was released and will return to court on Jan. 3. Her suffering is far from over. 

[via The Smoking Gun]