Location: Grand Rapids, Mich.
Lamest rule: Open house tours for dorms
Punishable vices: Sex, drugs, alcohol
Reason to compromise: Awesome theology school

This ain't no Animal House. This four-year liberal arts school is a haven for Protestants who don't want anything to do with sex, drugs, or rock 'n' roll. In fact, they can't even swill wine to ease the pain of a failed final. Calvin College is a 100% dry campus with strict no-sex rules. If you're caught drinking at Calvin College, you're immediately put on probation and dorm rooms are constantly regulated by things like "open house tours" for co-eds, and RAs who only allow the opposite sex in at certain hours. The craziest thing that goes on at Calvin College is "Chaos Day," where residents of the seven living halls decorate their space with a theme, dress in costume, and sing to get their rocks off. Nothing sounds sadder than a sexually-frusturated undergrad.