With all the nuance and subtlety of a tallboy of Four Loko, last night's PlayStation 4 All Access Event at the Standard Hotel here in New York City counted down to the global midnight release of the PS4.

Naughty Dog, Bungie, Hideo Kojim, and President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America, Jack Tretton were all on hand for the hype show to end all shows for the new consoles roll out. Spike TV aired the event, and in true Spike TV fashion, the Axe Body Spray was almost perceptible through the live-stream.

The event was, as promised, filled with reveals for what awaits PS4 owners in 2014. In case you missed it, here is everything we learned from last night's Spike TV PS4 event.  If you missed it, the event is running on a loop from now until the sun extinguishes and brings about the heat death of the known universe.  

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