You are a genius that will change the world. You're a liberal, a vegetarian, a Buddhist, and have already read through Morrissey's biography five times. But there are moments when you are too self-righteous, breaking a norm for the sake of breaking it and ultimately discovering a flaw in yourself than in the norm you broke.

You've always been that person that "acted too old for her age," but this is only slightly the case. You also love, love, love jazz (or any other soft-tempo music of the sort) and own a bunch of vinyls that you listen to while drinking cheap wine.