You love doughnuts and believe they're one of the best foods ever created. You're astonishingly insightful but it's extremely rare, with those brief periods of intelligence being overshadowed by longer periods of ignorance and forgetfulness. You're the epitome of an Average Joe—your youthful vigor replaced with a beer belly and love for food.

However, there's multiple qualities you have that always surprise people. For one, you're probably a polyglot, being able to pick up languages in a short amount of time. You're also a talented musician, possessing a singing voice that has the power to bring people back to life.

Unfortunately something has got to give, which is why you're dumb as bricks. Although you have had multiple emotional outbursts and your lack of foresight once resulted in the destruction of your hometown, you're a decent person.