Earlier tonight, ABC aired David Blaine: Real or Magic. Rather than freezing to near-death or busting out of some shackles, magician David Blaine pulled some handy card tricks and the like on everyone from randos in Brooklyn to A-list celebrities. Everyone from Katy Perry, Olivia Wilde, Aaron Paul, and Bryan Cranston to someone who's probably your next-door neighbor got to witness his sorcery firsthand. And, yes, they were blown the fuck away, as were thousands of people on Twitter who watched in both fear and astonishment at the tricks he was pulling.
Some were in so much disbelief that they're convinced Blaine is the son of Satan, or, for at least one person, the Devil's cousin. Like these 10 people:
After watching that David Blaine special, I must reiterate what I (& many) have said for years: the man is a devil sent to walk among us.
David Blaine stabbing a ice pick through his hand is the only proof I need that he is the devil
David Blaine is the god damn devil! He's so badass!
David Blaine….. low key the Devil’s Cousin
I've been crushing on David Blaine since I was like 14. He doesn't age cause he sold his soul to the devil. Hawwt
I AM ABSOLUTELY 120% FUCKING TERRIFIED OF DAVID BLAINE HES A FUCKING DEVIL PERSON AND IM HORRIFIED BY HIS WEIRD VOODOO MAGIC TRICKS MAN
The next time an Atheist tells you there's no God/Devil tell them to explain David Blaine.
I feel like even saying David Blaine's name puts me on some kind of hit list for the devil or something. It's too much. Too weird.
David Blaine is just too much sexy devil.
Bruh David Blaine a Shepard for the devil.
But just be cool, guys. After all...
